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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Q: What does the baker have under his apron? A: Dough nuts.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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