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One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. "I'm on a honeymoon." "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection." "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis." "Anal sex?" "Diarrhea." "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."
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Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: holiday, women
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office; he was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did, and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom," she screamed. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she’d come and pick me up from school."
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered "It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD." The drunk promptly fainted. The court bailiff commenced to reviving the man, and looked up at the judge, at which time the judge shrugged and responded "I've always wanted to do that."
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Doc, I think I need to wear glasses Indeed you have to, you are in a bank.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
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