Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Q: What does the baker have under his apron? A: Dough nuts.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.