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Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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