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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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Guilt is a dish best served by Mom.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? U stop imagining...
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door a truck came roaring past and completely tore off the driver’s door of the Lexus. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911. When a policeman arrived, the lawyer was still screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust. "I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Didn’t you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." The lawyer looked down to his left side and let out a terrible scream: "Oh my God!… MY ROLEX!"
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Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
Patient: "Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill." Doctor: "Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet."
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, money
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: single, sport
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
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90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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