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Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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