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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
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What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.
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Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.
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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What dear?” She asked gently. “I think you bring me bad luck.”
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