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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
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has 67.33 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: gay, kids
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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has 67.32 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting
Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
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has 67.32 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: atheist, Christmas
What do you call a young army? Infantry.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: kids, military
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Drinking all day at a bar a man stumbles to the restroom to throw up. He doesn't make it in time and pukes all over the front of his shirt. As the drunk returned to the bar the bartender asks: "what the hell happened?" The drunk is very upset explaining to the bartender: "my wife gonna be pissed off! She just got me this shirt as an anniversary gift. Soon as she sees puke all over it, she will be shitty!" The bartender, being helpful says: "I got an idea. Why don't you put a $10 bill in the front shirt pocket and when she notices the puke you can say you drove a drunk fella home from the bar and during the drive, he got sick and puked all over the front of your new shirt?" Naturally, the guy felt bad so he gave you the $10 so you could have it cleaned. The drunk looked at the bartender a moment, thinking it over. "That's a great idea, the drunk slurs. Thank you." And the drunk left. When the drunk walked in the front door of his home there stood his wife to greet him. She hugged him and said: "oh my lord Frank, what happened to your new shirt?" He explained: "I drove a drunk fella home from the bar and he puked all over the front of my shirt, patting the pocket, and gave me $10 to get it cleaned." The wife reaches in and pulls the cash from the pocket. "But Frank," the wife says, "there is $20 here." Frank replies, "oh, I forgot to mention, he shit in my pants too."
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, disgusting, drunk, money
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