Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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