Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.