Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."