Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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