Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.