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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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