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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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