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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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