Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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