Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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