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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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