Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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