Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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It landed yesterday.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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