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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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