Joke #7277

Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Vote:
has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Vote:
has 65.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Vote:
has 78.90 % from 543 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Vote:
has 60.41 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Vote:
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Vote:
has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Vote:
has 70.36 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Vote:
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wedding