Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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