Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Marriages are made in Heaven – but then again, so are thunder and lightning.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.