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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Do you know what a plateau is? It's the highest form of flattery!
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice. "The first ten years are the hardest." "How long have you been married?" she asked. "Ten years", he replied.
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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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