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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Marriages are made in Heaven – but then again, so are thunder and lightning.
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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