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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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