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A: What's the difference between a lawyer and an undertaker? B: A Lawyer doesn't mind getting his hands dirty while burying his victims.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money." "Why do you say that?" "Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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