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A man and woman are lying in bed after a disappointing bout of sex. ‘You’ve got a very small organ,’ says the woman. The man replies, ‘Well I didn’t know I’d be playing in the Albert Hall.’
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has 67.28 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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has 67.28 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat, doctor, political
I went into the bar the other day & the bartender said: "What'ya have?" I said: "Suprise me." He did, He showed me a naked picture of my wife. I said: "Hey, who said you could mess around with my wife?" "Everyone did" he replied..."
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Teacher: "Who can tell a story?" Little Johnny: "Our maid's ass." Teacher: "Why?" Little Johnny: "Last night daddy touched her ass and was whispering: 'A wonderful story.'"
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has 67.28 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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has 67.27 % from 421 votes. More jokes about: black people
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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has 67.25 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: husband, lesbian, love, marriage, sex
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 67.24 % from 939 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 67.24 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 67.21 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office. But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a Ł100 if you let me have sex with you." But the girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for Ł200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
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has 67.21 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: sex
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