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One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life
Ok, so there this girl sleeping in religion class The teaches asks the class "who is our lord and savior?" The boy behind the girl pokes her with a pen and she screams jesus christ! The teacher says "good, now who created the earth in seven days?" The boy pokes the girl again, she lest "oh my god!" The teacher says "good, now what did Eve say to Adam after their 11 child? The boy pokes the girl one more time and the girl yells "if you poke me with that ting one more time im going to break it off!"
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: god, life, teacher
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct," says the defendant. "Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her." "That's correct," says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor. "It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: April fools
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, death, money
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