Best jokes ever

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Johny came crying. Dad: "What happened?" Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out." Dad: "That's bad, but why you are crying?" Johny: "I knew that's bad, so I pushed it back into her ass and she slapped me."
has 67.10 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, vulgar
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt! So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.
has 67.09 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
has 67.07 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: black people
What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her feet.
has 67.06 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: sex
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
has 67.05 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Little Johnny was in church, getting restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Not able to take it anymore, he leaned over to his father and whispered, "Hey, Dad, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
has 67.04 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: church, dad, little Johnny, money, priest
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