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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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What did the elephant say to the nude man? ‘It’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts?’
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has 66.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex
A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button. Suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continues to do this until a man waiting to use the machine becomes impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "No chance! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm winning!"
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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has 66.89 % from 1479 votes. More jokes about: black people
Mr. Smith's wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that she moves every time they wash her crotch area. The doctors think hard about this. They bring in Mr. Smith and say that they have a good idea. Perhaps if he practices oral sex with her she will wake out of the coma. Mr. Smith would do anything so he asks for some privacy. He soon rushes out saying: "I think she's choking!"
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A Mom goes to the store shopping. She tells to the children, "Your father will return very drunk. Undress him down to the waist and put him to sleep." "Why to the waist", the children interested. "Because your father has a large snake below and it can bite you." The mother returned and her children met her at the door, "Mom! Mom! Dad came home! We undress him all and put him to sleep." "Are you undressed him the entire", mother worried? "What happened with the snake?" "Don't worry, Mom!" proudly answered the children. "The snake was strangled with dad's belt, her eggs were trampled and the nest was burnt."
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