A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating.
The little boy asked his Dad what was happening.
The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.”
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water.
Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing.
The dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little brother.”
The little boy replied ,”Please turn Mom over, Dad, I’d rather have a puppy!”
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."
Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."
Camper: "Heard what?"
Farmer: "Of cows."
Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."
Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd."
Camper: "So what? I have no secrets from cows."
Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.
Q: What do women and airplanes have in common?
A: They both have a cockpit.
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.