Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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A mother without any pant was playing with her son.
The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet?
Mother: "My sweet that is a brush."
Son: "Where is it's bundle?"
Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France.
Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!"
Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!"
Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."
Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things to her.
"...........dishes."
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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