Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees
The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.
"You've given me one too many" I said.
"That one is a freebie"
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
A: Wet noses.
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park.
The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?"
The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.