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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 66.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, travel
My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things to her. "...........dishes."
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has 66.74 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 66.74 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 66.73 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 66.71 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
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