Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things to her. "...........dishes."
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.