My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things to her. "...........dishes."
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
"Knock Knock?" "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No you're a poo."
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes the skin.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, "I’ve got good news and bad news." Bush replied, "What’s the good news?" "I’m turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane."
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.