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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then voice in my head says: "Haha nice one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: life
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
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