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One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, "I’ve got good news and bad news." Bush replied, "What’s the good news?" "I’m turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane."
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!” The defendant answered, “No, we won.”
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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes the skin.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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