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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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"Knock Knock?" "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No you're a poo."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
A man calls a lawyer’s office. A voice answers, ‘Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’ The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’ ‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’ ‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s playing golf today.’ ‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘Speaking.’
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, love
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, pirate
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
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