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It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "But I don't have the fingers!" "Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor. "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
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A duck walks into a pet store and asked the owner if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner said; “no, I don’t sell duck food here”. The next day the duck went back to the same pet store, and asked the owner again if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner became very angry and said; “if you ask me for “duck-food” one more time, I am going to nail your web feet to the floor!” The duck came back on the third day and asked the owner of the pet store; “do you sell any hammer and nails here?” The owner answered; “no, I don’t sell any hammer and nails here”. The duck then asked; “do you sell any “duck-food” here”?
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Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replies, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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