Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.