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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 66.65 % from 568 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning. "What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, dog, work
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?" And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, kids, mean, money
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