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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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