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Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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has 66.71 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Hitler
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A shepherd goes to a television programme. A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, "What was the best day of your life?" The shepherd answers, "Well...the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu's mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village's square and everyone fu**ed it." A second man of the viewers asks him, "And the second best day of your life?" And the shepherd, "Well...the second one was when in lost a sheep in Cuccureddu's mountain, when I found it, I took it to the village's square and everyone fu**ed it." So, after that, a third man of the viewers stand up and asks, "And the worse day of your life?." "The worse day of my life was when I got lost in Cuccureddu's mountain..."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs. "That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it either, because it has teeth." Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs, because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life and, in time, they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there. "No," he said, "it's got teeth." "Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!" "Well, I'm not surprised," the man said. "Not with gums like that."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?" Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1." Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit." Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead." Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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has 66.69 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, kids, teacher, vulgar
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