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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet. The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can. The first fly says, "I'm exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain." The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!" The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark. First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
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Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split." Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
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