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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila. "You're coming home now!" she screamed. "No, I'm not," I laughed. She said, "I'm talking to the kids."
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, travel
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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has 66.74 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.73 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 66.73 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
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