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Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows." Farmer: "Not bunch, herd." Camper: "Heard what?" Farmer: "Of cows." Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows." Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd." Camper: "So what? I have no secrets from cows."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, travel
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography
I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication
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