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"Knock Knock?" "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No you're a poo."
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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes the skin.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
A man calls a lawyer’s office. A voice answers, ‘Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’ The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’ ‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’ ‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s playing golf today.’ ‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘Speaking.’
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
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