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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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