Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
The Unfortunate Penis:
- You've got a hole in your head.
- You always hang around with two nuts.
- Your closest neighbor is an a**hole.
- Your best friend is a pussy.
- Every time you get excited, you throw up.
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?
A: 12 pirates.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms.
I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag?
I said No, she's not that ugly.
Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.