Q: What's the difference between a book and a teacher? A: You can shut a book up but you can't shut a teacher up.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music!
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Life is all about mind and matter - I don't mind and You don't matter...
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!”