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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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