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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice. To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music!
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, music
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 66.09 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
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