Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice.
To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A: Wrap music!
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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