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Q: What's the difference between a book and a teacher? A: You can shut a book up but you can't shut a teacher up.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: teacher, vulgar
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music!
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, music
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Life is all about mind and matter - I don't mind and You don't matter...
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: accountant, prison, tax
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!”
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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