Best jokes ever

A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, life
After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why was the condom flying through the air? A: It got pissed off.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet. The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can. The first fly says, "I'm exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain." The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!" The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark. First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your boob is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much and growls and him until he gets the right amount. The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an old lady across the street. Amazed the man follows the dog home and watches the dog ring the doorbell. When the owner comes to the door the owner takes the bags and tells the dog to stay in the front yard. Frustrated the man goes up to the owner and yells "This dog is amazing! He gets your groceries, makes sure you have the exact change, helps old ladies across the street and this is how you treat him!" The owner replies, "I know but,this is the 3rd time this week he left his keys".
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cop
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
<<<453454455456
More jokes →
Page 453 of 1427.