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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: mean, pirate
The Unfortunate Penis: - You've got a hole in your head. - You always hang around with two nuts. - Your closest neighbor is an a**hole. - Your best friend is a pussy. - Every time you get excited, you throw up.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name." "You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay." So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like piss!" "Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, disgusting, drunk
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, religious, wife
So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
When I graduated from highschool, I was so poor and couldn't afford college. So my parents sent me to dog training school. I learned a lot when I was there. Sit, stay, roll over. I haven't quite got the fetching part down. They say I'm a little rough around the edges.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, money, school, teacher
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