Doctor: "And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith?"
Patient: "Very well, I've been divorced for half a year now."
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Bertie comes sadly to his mommy and says, "Mom, the kids have been mean to me. They keep teasing me that my feet are too big. Please tell me honestly. Are my feet to big?"
"Of course not, Bertie. Now go put your shoes in the garage, the dinner is ready."
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions."
Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
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Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid?
A: The wall maker set.
Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.