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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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