Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated on him.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.