Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Vote:
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Vote:
Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Vote:
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Vote:
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Vote:
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Vote:
