Joke #6312

Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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