Joke #6312

Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Vote: has 77.74 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Vote: has 81.29 % from 222 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Vote: has 70.40 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Vote: has 74.36 % from 56 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Vote: has 57.16 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game