Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.