Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.