Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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