Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."