Joke #6312

Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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