Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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