Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.