Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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