Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Vote:
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Vote:
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Vote:
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Vote:
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Vote:
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Vote: