Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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