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Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh!
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 68.60 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
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has 68.59 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: money
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
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has 68.59 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: math, student, teacher
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 68.59 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out. One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush. "What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor. "Why, it's a toilet brush." "Ooh, I see," says Josi. A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working. "Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: church, disgusting, work
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