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"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
A patient that was waiting for a heart transplant has the chance to choose tree alternatives: 1. One heart is from a young athlete that died from a car accident. 2. Second is the heart of a business man that never smoked or drunk that died from an airplane accident. 3. The last one is a lawyers heart that died after 30 years of experience. I'll take the lawyers heart. After the transplant, the doctor asks the patient: "Why did you choose the lawyers heart?" "Simple! I chose the heart that was less used..."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: business, car, death, drunk, lawyer
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, men, women
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 66.09 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
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