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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Life is all about mind and matter - I don't mind and You don't matter...
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A: Wrap music!
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, music
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
There was once a lady making a stew for dinner when she found she had no onions,so with no time to waste she raced to the shops, burst in saying could i have some onions please. The shopkeeper replied sorry lady we are fresh out of onions. The lady said but i really need onions and gave all the reasons why in one big sentence. The shopkeeper said look lady,I`ll put it to you another way and continued to ask her- if you take the o from tomato what do you have? The lady said tomat,Yes said the man and if you take the o from potato what do you have? The lady said potat. Yes said the man behind the counter,now if you take the fuck out of onions what do you have? "But there's no fuck in onions",said the lady,Yes said the man, That's what I have been trying to tell you!"
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
An old couple decide to get married after years of courting. They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sex. ‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée. ‘As far as sex goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’ ‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom. ‘Was that one word or two?’
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 66.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 66.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 66.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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