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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: Cucumber, dirty people.
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has 65.16 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
The psychiatrist asks his patient: "Do you really think that you are a horse?" The patient: "Yes." The Doctor: "Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy." The patient: "It's ok, I have enough money." Doctor: "And how it is possible?" The patient: "Because I have won three times horse races."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, horse, money
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
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