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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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"Knock Knock?" "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No you're a poo."
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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