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Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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My boss is like a diaper. He's always on my ass, and half of the time, full of shit.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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