Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.