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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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