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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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