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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. He tells to the shepherd: "I will bet you 100 € against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it’s a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I’m a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away. "Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank" says the shepherd. "You are exactly right!" responds the man, "but tell me, how did you deduce that?" "Well," says the shepherd, "put down the dog and I will tell you."
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