Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. They ran around in the garden and played tag. She later climbed the tree that was in her garden. Her mother yelled out, "Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties." She laughed and she laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any panties.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Doctors son: "Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success." Doctor father: "Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly."
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.