Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A: Cucumber, dirty people.
Your mama so fat that when she had a lockdown in a gym she wasn't able to go through the window or the door.
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Are shellfish warm?
No they re clammy.
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.
The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car.
The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman.
Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.