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A young man walks into a bar and orders a Kamikaze. As soon as he is severed he slams it down. And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of Tequila. So the bat tender pours the tequila. And no sooner than he is server he slam it back and then the young man asks for a shot of Gin. The bar tender compiles with the request, and out of curiosity asks the young man are you celebrating? The young man nods, and says quietly mt first blow job. The bartender smiles and says I remember my first. The young man looks up and says so how did you get rid of that taste?
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A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 65.10 % from 524 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 65.08 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t." "But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies. "But, I do."
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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