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What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
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has 65.00 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 64.97 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 64.97 % from 558 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The three words most hated by men during sex: ‘Are you done?’ The three words most hated by women during sex, ‘Honey, I’m home!’
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has 64.94 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. "Mom", he asked, "is that my brain?" "Not yet", she answered.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: god, life, music, religious
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the man if he needs help. "Oh yes please!?" the man cries. "You have a kind heart, sir," says the man with no arms. But as Bob goes ahead, unzips the man, and pulls his willy out, he encounters all kinds of mold, red bumps, moles, scabs, scars, and other unpleasant-looking things. The armless man asks Bob to kindly point it... then shake it, put it back and zip it. So Bob, gathers his courage, shuts his eyes and does so. "Thank you very much, sir!" says the armless man. "No problem," says Bob "but what the hell is wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls pulls his arms out of his shirt and says "I don't know, but I ain't touching it!"
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, disgusting
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