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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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