Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.