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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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