Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.