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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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