What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ?
Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries.
The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened."
After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!"
Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm."
"Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?"
"I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?
A: A Tic-Tac.