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A builder was once building a fence to surround a farmer's sheep. The builder finished, and the farmer was ready to pay. The builder then came up to the farmer and said: "Sir, I hope this isn't too a-fenc-ive.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, work
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 65.15 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that night. Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores. The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school. The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both made it. When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says, "Yes! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!"
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, school
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear. The judge asks the baby bear, "Do you want to live with papa bear?" The baby bear replied, "No he beats me." The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear! The baby bear said, "No she beats me too." The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?" The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: divorce, family, sport
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
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