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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, dinosaur
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them? A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
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has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, navy, war
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 65.65 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, winter, women
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.
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