Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.