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Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 64.93 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 64.90 % from 539 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, old people
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography
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