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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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