Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.