Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?
A: Screw me.
Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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