A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum. "That looks nasty," says the doctor. "Nasty?" the man says. "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.