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A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum. "That looks nasty," says the doctor. "Nasty?" the man says. "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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