Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted?
A: Because he was squatting.
Q: Why does the Avon Lady walk funny?
A: Because of her "Lipstick".
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
Are shellfish warm?
No they re clammy.
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.
The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car.
The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.
"Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!"
"Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"
Always remember:
There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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