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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, work
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
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