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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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has 65.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, technology
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 65.25 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 65.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 65.24 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Wife: "I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant." Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad." Wife: "No, you are not."
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men, wife
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: The taste
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has 65.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
How can you know a lawyer is lying? When he moves his lips.
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has 65.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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