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Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
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has 64.84 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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has 64.83 % from 415 votes. More jokes about: racist
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Q: What did the nut say to the bolt? A: Screw me.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, mean, money, time
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, holiday, Thanksgiving
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
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