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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
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Q: Why does the Avon Lady walk funny? A: Because of her "Lipstick".
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"
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Always remember: There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
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