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Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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