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Romi (to the doctor): "Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift." Doctor: "Tell her to come in." Romi: "I cannot" Doctor: "Why so?" Romi: "Because she does not stop at this floor."
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up. The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!" "I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What does the baker have under his apron? A: Dough nuts.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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has 65.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, technology
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 65.25 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
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has 65.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: atheist, Christmas
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