Ignorance can be educated.
Crazy can be medicated.
But there is no cure for stupidity...
Men are like Bluetooth.
When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking."
Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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