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Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, IT, programmer
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, mean, money, time
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, holiday, Thanksgiving
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
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