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A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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