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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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