Best jokes ever

Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Vote:
has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
Vote:
has 64.93 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Vote:
has 64.93 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Vote:
has 64.90 % from 446 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Vote:
has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Vote:
has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
Vote:
has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, old people
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
Vote:
has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: food, money
A worker goes to his boss and says, ‘You have to give me a raise. There are three other companies after me.’ ‘Is that so?’ says the manager. ‘And what companies are those?’ The worker replies, ‘The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company.’
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money
Funny Lists: Eight ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" 1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. You've got Windows in your laptop. 3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 4. Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6. Sailor Ned is trying to take a little shore leave. 7. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 8. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
<<<478479480481
More jokes →
Page 478 of 1428.