Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.