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If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split." Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills.
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