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A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 65.11 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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has 65.09 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.09 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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