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Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
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Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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A boss took one of his employees to show his new sports car. "That is amazing" the employee was fascinated. "That is true" replied boss "and if you set your new goals higher and work even harder I can get an even better car next year".
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?  A: Humpme Dumpme.
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