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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 65.13 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him. "What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?" "Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, parrot, sex
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, marriage, wife
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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has 65.09 % from 530 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.09 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries! Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!”
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has 65.08 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, marriage
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. The boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!"
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, school
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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