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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
What did Adam say to Eve? ‘Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!’
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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 65.00 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: gay
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 64.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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has 64.94 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.94 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.” “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”
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If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
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What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
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