Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
What did Adam say to Eve?
‘Stand back!
I don’t know how big this thing gets!’
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Vote:
Did I tell you the joke about my dick?
Never mind its too long.
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Vote:
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”
“Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?”
“Back to back.”
“But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.”
“Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!