A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.