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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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