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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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What are the three rules for being a plumber? 1. Hot water is always on the left. 2. Shit doesn't flow uphill 3. Never chew your fingernails.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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