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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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