What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.