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One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him. "What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?" "Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, parrot, sex
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, marriage, wife
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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has 65.09 % from 530 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.09 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Johnny asked his mom how to deal with a girl at school who liked him a lot. His mom told him to find out how she really feels. Johnny asked how to do this and his mom told him to beat around the bush. Johnny then said, "what, just like you and dad do??"
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has 65.08 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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has 65.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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has 65.01 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
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