Best jokes ever

Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Patient: "I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber at this time of night." Doctor: "Don’t worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two birds with one stone."
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, life
Always remember: There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: drunk, wine
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography
<<<490491492493
More jokes →
Page 490 of 1428.