Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
A student called into school as his father in the hopes of getting out of school that day. “My son had the flu and can’t make it to school today,” he said. “Who is this speaking,” said the secretary. "This is my father!”
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!