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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 64.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 64.98 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 64.98 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: sex
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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has 64.97 % from 534 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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has 64.95 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: catholic, disgusting, jewish, wife
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: money
What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal
A student called into school as his father in the hopes of getting out of school that day. “My son had the flu and can’t make it to school today,” he said. “Who is this speaking,” said the secretary. "This is my father!”
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: school
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: IT
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