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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
What did Adam say to Eve? ‘Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!’
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 64.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.98 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 64.98 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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has 64.95 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: catholic, disgusting, jewish, wife
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: money
What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal
A student called into school as his father in the hopes of getting out of school that day. “My son had the flu and can’t make it to school today,” he said. “Who is this speaking,” said the secretary. "This is my father!”
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: school
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
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