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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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