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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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has 65.14 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Facebook, wife
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 65.13 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 65.11 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.09 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 65.08 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t." "But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies. "But, I do."
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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