Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss.
‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband.
‘Professionally of course.’
The wife replies, ‘Which profession?
Yours or hers?’
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
What did Adam say to Eve?
‘Stand back!
I don’t know how big this thing gets!’
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
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Did I tell you the joke about my dick?
Never mind its too long.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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