Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!