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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. ‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband. ‘Professionally of course.’ The wife replies, ‘Which profession? Yours or hers?’
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has 65.01 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
What did Adam say to Eve? ‘Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!’
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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has 64.99 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 64.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 64.98 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 64.98 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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has 64.95 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: catholic, disgusting, jewish, wife
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