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Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 64.57 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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has 64.54 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: racist
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 64.53 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 64.52 % from 713 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature. "What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter. "I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student. The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
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has 64.52 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: history, math, school
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 64.52 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
What is the ideal cockpit crew? A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, god
So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
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