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How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: sport
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following: "Dear Mary, I can not remember which one is you ... please keep YOUR photo and return the others!"
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Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
You have got to be kitten me!
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: kitty
If you are ill, so lie down and you'll walk it sooner loose.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: health
A crazy man jumps from the bushes and opens his coat in front of an old lady to surprise and terrify her. The granny takes a look at him and sais: "oh, dash, I´ve forgotten to buy the eggs."
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, memory, old people
Parents: "Why are you welcoming guests in your underwear? " Me: "Hated me to take off my underwear."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, money
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