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Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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Your mama so fat that when she had a lockdown in a gym she wasn't able to go through the window or the door.
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?" The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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Patient: "I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber at this time of night." Doctor: "Don’t worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two birds with one stone."
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Funny Lists: Eight ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" 1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. You've got Windows in your laptop. 3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 4. Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6. Sailor Ned is trying to take a little shore leave. 7. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 8. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
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What are the three rules for being a plumber? 1. Hot water is always on the left. 2. Shit doesn't flow uphill 3. Never chew your fingernails.
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
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