Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A: Place to hang their air freshener.
How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers?
People were confused about which side to spit
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus,
but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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