The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers?
People were confused about which side to spit
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Q: What do you call a pot of angry water?
A: Boiling mad.
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If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position.
I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy.
He agreed with me.
I got upset that he agreed.
I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A: Place to hang their air freshener.
How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.