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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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All employees are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in effort to save company dollars. One enterprising individual has already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover periods which could be used to defray travel expenses. In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all employees prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage. Small plastic roses and ball point pens will also be available to employees so that sales may be made as time permits.
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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Jerry is charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquits him. Later that day Jerry comes back to speak to the judge that tried his case. ‘Your Honour,’ he says. ‘I want to get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine.’ ‘Why?’ asks the judge. ‘He won your acquittal. Why do you want to have him arrested?’ Jerry replies, ‘I didn’t have the money to pay his fee, so the bastard went and took the car I stole.’
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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