Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A: You can't smoke too much weed.
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.