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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.26 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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has 64.25 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 64.25 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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has 64.24 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."
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has 64.23 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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