Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A: You can't smoke too much weed.
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
Vote:
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven.
There is a brouhaha.
Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem.
Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls.
It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly.
The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him.
"Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.