I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A: You can't smoke too much weed.
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven.
There is a brouhaha.
Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem.
Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls.
It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly.
The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him.
"Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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