Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
Vote:
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.