Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.