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Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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