The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus,
but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
He's down to four butts a day.
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?"
The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."
Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, "Where have you been?"
The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."
Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, "Where have you been?
Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill." and the girl says, "No, I am blueberry hill."
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
When I was younger I used to think having sex was kissing naked.
One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had sex with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this.
Yep I was a very dumb child.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.
After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?”
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!”
“Hmmm,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.