Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap...
The Army is still looking for him.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?"
Little Johnny: "11"
Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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