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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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