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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
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has 67.63 % from 1207 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, money, wife, work
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. "Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five f*cking times."
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has 67.63 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde
God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: asian, geography, god, work
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 67.51 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, "Dad, tomorrow there's a special 'Adults' evening' at school. Daddy is surprised, "Really? Special?" "Yes," nods Johnny, "it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers."
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: cop, dad, little Johnny, school
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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