Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars? Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.
I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
A blonde's car breaks down. A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car. The blonde says, "They're my emergency flashers."
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.