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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars? Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.
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I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
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A blonde's car breaks down. A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car. The blonde says, "They're my emergency flashers."
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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