Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?"
Little Johnny: "11"
Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
"I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team."
"I blame the players," said the
second fan. "If they made more of
an effort, we'd score some points."
"I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle,
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!"
I replied, "That's 15 love!"