The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job.
You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while.
She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom."
"Why, what's his new job?"
"He's an embalmer."
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.