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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Teacher: "Who can tell a story?" Little Johnny: "Our maid's ass." Teacher: "Why?" Little Johnny: "Last night daddy touched her ass and was whispering: 'A wonderful story.'"
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has 64.14 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 64.13 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 64.13 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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has 64.11 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: racist
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: mean, pirate
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
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