What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before."
The legless man shakes his head.
Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before."
The legless man shakes his head again.
Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before."
The legless man says, "No."
The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
"I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team."
"I blame the players," said the
second fan. "If they made more of
an effort, we'd score some points."
"I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle,
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.