Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?"
But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry.
So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working.
He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock.
The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP".
I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".