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One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, travel
Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom? One you go in the other you come in!
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: sex, work
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 67.33 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere.” The others nod and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He states, “Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call.” So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth.” The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a FAX."
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: business, celebrity, fart, IT, phone
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, kids, stupid
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."
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has 67.29 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex
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