Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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