Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.