Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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