Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.