Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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