Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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