Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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