Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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