Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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