Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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