Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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