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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'm gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours. I sure would like a piece of cake after though! Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Wow!, it worked!" Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?" Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"
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Which month do soldiers hate most? March!
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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