Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math?
A: Me neither.
Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Joke has 64.13 % from 603 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!" and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Equation
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words?
Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time."
Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence."
Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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Joke has 64.10 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?
A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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