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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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