Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?"
Little Johnny: "11"
Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
"I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team."
"I blame the players," said the
second fan. "If they made more of
an effort, we'd score some points."
"I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle,
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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