Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?"
Little Johnny: "11"
Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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