Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, “Oh, no. We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared 50-50.” The young man asked the wife if she was going to eat, to which she replied, “Not yet. It’s his turn to use our teeth.”
Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars? Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.