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A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago ?" "Maybe," says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse ?" The man replies without hesitation "I pronounce you man and wife ..."
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has 64.08 % from 456 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 64.07 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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has 64.07 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: car, love, marriage, wedding
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What did the nut say to the bolt? A: Screw me.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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