Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night.
So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson.
She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.
The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face.
He just looks at her and says, ”You don’t scare me I am married to your sister!”’
Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap...
The Army is still looking for him.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.