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What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 63.93 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 63.92 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 63.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
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