What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.