Me: "I'm so lonely."
Person: "Hey!"
Me: "Leave me alone."
Vote:
Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: Cheetah.
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A: Wrap music!
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said...
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
A conversation among my Children's Church a while back.
A little girl announced proudly to our class one day, "My mommy has a baby in her belly!"
The little boy next to her was mortified! "Why did your mommy eat a baby!"
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
Vote:
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.