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A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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has 64.68 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 64.67 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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has 64.65 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 64.65 % from 1112 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 64.61 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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