A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said...
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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A conversation among my Children's Church a while back.
A little girl announced proudly to our class one day, "My mommy has a baby in her belly!"
The little boy next to her was mortified! "Why did your mommy eat a baby!"
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?"
But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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