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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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