Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.