Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars? Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.
I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes "Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ..." "Oh no' Edna replies, that's where I put him to dry !"
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.