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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap... The Army is still looking for him.
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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