Best jokes ever

Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: life, weather
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate before he got away!"
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris


<<<502503504505
More jokes →
Page 502 of 1380.