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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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