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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, stupid
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
John comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: military
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