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An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork... Have you actually ever tasted it?" The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you’re supposed to be celibate. But..." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn’t it?"
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache, and suddenly she is not your friend anymore...
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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