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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
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A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, redneck, sport, stupid
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: military
John comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
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