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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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