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Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, kids, stupid
Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, Valentines day
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: math
Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
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has 64.08 % from 459 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, time, wife
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