Dad says to his son, "Don't mast*rbate to much because you will go blind."
Son say, "I'm over here?"
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Vote:
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Vote:
What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women?
Bingo!
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement"
Me: "Thank you."
Vote:
It gives me a solution to this whole inner city gang problem that we seem to be having.
I just got to get some people behind me, right?
I think we need about 20 or 25 grandmothers, give them all belts and do one big drive-by whupping on these kids.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.