Dad says to his son, "Don't mast*rbate to much because you will go blind."
Son say, "I'm over here?"
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Vote:
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Vote:
What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women?
Bingo!
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
It gives me a solution to this whole inner city gang problem that we seem to be having.
I just got to get some people behind me, right?
I think we need about 20 or 25 grandmothers, give them all belts and do one big drive-by whupping on these kids.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement"
Me: "Thank you."
Vote:
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.